Twenty Questions

I have a job interview in one hour. Hopefully when I come back I will be that much closer to no longer being a "temporary" employee.

I hate the usual interview questions. I never know how to answer the really ridiculous ones in a way that sounds honest.

Name a situation where you had to deal with a difficult person in the workplace and how you did so. Well, there was that one time where I thought my boss was really stressed out and taking it out on the employees, so I put something is his coffee to make him sick for a couple days. I think the vacation really did him good.

Tell us something you do really well as an employee. Oh sure, that's easy, I'm really good at helping people get along and have fun in the workplace.

Tell us something you think you could improve upon. I smell bad and it rubs off on others. I suppose I could bathe more frequently.

Oh well, at least I know that when I think about it, I can't remember ever having had a bad interview. I'm swell. :-)