Patience

It's all about the inanimate objects today.

Throwing themselves upon my head, breaking themselves so my car door won't shut, driving themselves into my path so I almost rear-end them. I suppose this space heater is probably going to shoot flames at me before the day is done.

At least it's sunny out!

Oh wait, skin cancer. Nevermind.

Never fight an inanimate object.
P. J. O'Rourke
US humorist & political commentator (1947 - )