2.16.2005

Lay Back, And Think Of England

I took a break from the routine and went to see Dr. Ruth Westheimer speak last night. What an adorable little woman!

You would think the adorableness would wear off after you heard "penis" come out of her mouth fifteen times, but it doesn't. Not even after "masturbation". NOT EVEN after "anal sex".

But she's right, you know...in her quote from the Talmud..."A lesson taught in humor is a lesson retained." She alone is evidence of the truth of that!

...and as I walked out of the auditorium, I was only left pondering one thought:

What percentage of the audience went home...and got laid?

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