There's a guy here who always sounds like he's being condescending to me when he calls. Everybody else is nice, or has responded well to my contagious charm, as I have broken their cold shell and yanked out the nice person inside. This guy just pisses me off. That doesn't happen often.
I think he thinks he's better than everybody else. I hate that in a person more than anything. Screw you for being mean to me on my birthday. I smite you with my laser!!! Take that, ignorant, inconsiderate fool!!!! Pppttttthtttttttt!
Wow, I feel better now. Inanimate imaginary lasers really work!!!
- deahsella
- "We write to taste life twice, in the moment, and in introspection." Anais Nin "Immerse your soul in love." Radiohead
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Happy b-day!
I don't know where I'd be without my imaginary powers of spontaneous human combustion.
Happy Birthday DL! There was this bit on Kids in the Hall where David Foley played "Sarcastic Man," and anything he said sounded like he was being a sarcastic dickhead. "I'm SOOOO SORRY, this is the just way I talk." (An injustice to write it) So maybe this guy is his brother: "Condescending Man." Call him CM next time you see him.
Without that power, Jack, you wouldn't be so *HOT*!
CHA-CHING!
Ooh, I remember that one, Darek! I shall definitly call him that from now on.
Or maybe just "con-nie".
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