All lawsuits aside, I hope they never stop writing these.
There has never been better motivation to find new and exciting ways to use inanimate objects for unintended purposes. In fact, if they ever need someone to write more, or to invent more uses for said product, I'll be the first to volunteer.
Now THERE'S another use for a Think Tank.
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"Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally." - I saw that warning on my thermometer. I disregarded, it of course.
While it is not a warning label, I also get a kick out out of the "pea-sized amount" of toothpaste the writing on the tube instructs you to place on your brush.
I know! More like pea sized amount per tooth! All those "recommended servings"...toothpaste or otherwise...are just meant to trick us into thinking there's more in the package. Like that the box of cereal really lasts for more than five bowls. My ass it does.
:-)
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