9.26.2004

Disclaimer

Really Good Driving Songs are not suitable for everyone. Side effects are varied and may include speeding, daydreaming, speaker malfunction, open windows, singing, delusions of grandeur, especially those of being a rock star, feelings of superiority, inability to stop at intended destinations while mid-song, repetition, taking the long way home, unintentional highway traveling, and an overall feeling of euphoria and happiness. Exposing oneself to more than two Really Good Driving Songs within an hour is not recommend except for those with a high tolerance of music. You CAN have too much of a good thing. Though it is not necessary to consult a doctor before starting a Really Good Driving Song, patients may wish to add an additional 20 minutes onto their Estimated Time of Arrival.

Really Good Driving Song: All I Want by Joni Mitchell

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
;)